If you put the right emphasis on them, you can make “sir” mean “hey asshole” and you can make “sweetie” mean “listen here bitch, because imma tell you how your wrong”.
do you ever just think about mountain dew
I mean look at it
that dew could be from anything on the mountain
it could be goat piss
they could be selling us sugary, hyperactive mountain goat piss in a bottle
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English.
It means they know another language.
My thoughts when scrolling through Facebook
- saw that on tumblr
- you’re not funny
- put some clothes on
- no one cares