Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart
Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.
Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
I used the rest of my Urban Decay Midnight Cowboy rides again eye shadow this morning and I’m way too poor to pay eighteen dollars for a single pot of eye shadow.
IF anyone is feeling generous and wants to send me some for my birthday I would be forever grateful!!
Hey folks! I did say I’d do a giveaway and here it is, maybe a bit late. Everything here is never worn or used. I added additional web pictures so you can get a better idea of what everything looks like. So here is what you get!
1) Bird print skirt from Eloquii- Size 24
2) Lipstick dress from Forever 21+ -Size 3X
3) Black Skater Skirt from Asos Curve- Size 22.
4) Shorts from H&M Plus- Size 24
5) Watermelon earrings. (I’m not sure what kind of metal we’re talkin here so be aware of that.)
6) Watermelon Nail Decals.
7) I’m gonna add some other cute makeup and accessories, so get hype.
I might just pick a second place winner for some other cute accessories.
Here are the rules:
- You must be following me.
- Reblogs and Likes count.
- You may reblog it as much as you’d like.
- Giveaway blogs are not eligible.
- I’ll ship outside of the US but you may have to wait for me to get enough money to do that.
This giveaway ends August 2, my birfday! I will try to have everything shipped out within that week. Please reblog so all the wonderful fatties have a chance to win! If you have any questions please ask.
Good luck to ya!