A silly little thing called life

Maddi. 20. Ohio. Glamazon, 6'3" college student. Sweetest girl you'll ever talk to. Daughter. Sister. Girlfriend. Best friend.

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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Anonymous asked: Are you a top or a bottom


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fuckyeahhugepenis:

koolaidicecubes:

My blog is complete. Bye

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

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pricklylegs:

captcreate:

mothernaturenetwork:

The science behind your cat’s most adorable features
There’s much to admire about your kitty’s cute little paws, nose and whiskers — but there’s some amazing biology at work as well.

All of my cat is adorable… except just the anus.  And when his lipstick comes out. *ugh*

<chokes on my drink>